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it goes in dry, it comes out wet,
the stronger its in the stronger it get,
we can have it in bed just u n me,
not what u think
- teabag
[- pertunia moyana]
Wht do U cll a vicar on a mo2r bike?
Rev.
what r the 3 fastest ways of communication?
1. telephone
2. television
3. tell-a woman
[- dolcicaramella]
how do you keep an idiot busy?
read below.
how do you keep an idiot busy?
read above.
[- alex]
mental anxiety,
mental breakdowns,
menstrual cramps,
menopause...
...notice how all woman's problems begin with MEN!
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her,
love her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer
Hw do U communic@e with a fish?
Drop it a line.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station
[- harji]
why did the blonde climb a glass block?
to see what was on the other side
[- bex]
Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man?
Trus2rthy.
Y dnt c@s shv?
Coz they prefer whiskers!
Press down.
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down more
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deeper
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more
YES
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ahh
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ohh
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yes
Almost there!
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ooh baby
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faster
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harder
FEEL GOOD?
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mmmm
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THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
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