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Abracadabra
Nope, ur still ugly!

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

some love one
some love two
i love one that is u
but dont be proud
i love monkeys too!

One day theere was a meeting in da forrest, atenthed by tigrs, horses, lions etc. but da meeting hasnt started, cuz da munky is reading dis message!

don't smile it doesn't fit you

Learn from the mistakes of ur parents..... always use a condom!

u r fantastic
u r clever
u r marvelous
u r wonderful
and i...
i have the wrong number

east to da sea
west to the land
death to the bitch
that left my hand

a recent study has shown that people with a low IQ use their thumb to scroll through their texts

When God was raining brains were where you?
[- vasilis]

I have realised
But its taken me long
That our love was weak
But friendship's strong

luv isnt finding the right person, but creating the right relationship.
it's not how much luv u have in the beginning, but how much luv is left in the end

luv iz easy 2 find
easy 2 loose
ur not my kind
u lazy moose

man love woman is usual but monkey can read sms is amazing

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?

This msg can only be read by a SEXY person:
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Try again......
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Sorry, i guess your just not sexy...
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HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense???
..........
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........huh!!!

Love is sweet
Love is golden
Love should be made in the back of a holden.
If you dont like it,
If you get bored,
Become a homosexual and root in a ford
[- luke]

the fluffy clouds may kiss the sky
the rose may kiss the butterfly
the morning dew may kiss da grass
but u my friend can kiss my ass

:Happy birthday darling!! In which asylum did you make reservations!!
[- vasilis]

I just heard a crow and that just reminded me to text you: how are you??
[- vasilis]

Oh and dont forget to jump off the balcony.
you ll make things less complicated for me in that way!!
[- vasilis]

No matter how many plastic surgeries you make .you will always look the same!!!
[- vasilis]

God made coke, God made pepsi,
God made me, and I am so sexy.
God made rivers, God made lakes,
God made you...
well, we all make mistakes

police are looking 4 a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty, and very gorgous. they've already eliminated u from the search! where do u think i should hide?

Roses are red
violets are blue
but a face like you
belongs to the zoo.
Don't feel bad
don't feel blue
Frankenstein
was ugly too!
[- liesjah]