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SMS poems
BITE OF U
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you
KISS
if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!
[- txt queen]
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SMS make-up poems
how can i?
rivers can dry,
ponds can dry,
u can forget me,
but how can i
makeup voucher
KISS VOUCHER
....
This sms is redeemable
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SMS family poems
ur never wrong
the only time ur wrong
is wen u think
i forgot bout u
... luv u dad!
ur my bestest friend
ur my soul mate
thnx sis
4 always being there
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SMS birthday poems
happy birthday
happy happy happy
happy happy
happy...
ok, that's enuf!
cudda sent u cards
cudda sent u flowers
but i rather wish u
countless happy hours
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SMS jokes
If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement.
I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.
Be yourself,
there are enough other people.
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SMS insults
police are looking 4 a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty, and very
gorgous. they've already eliminated u from the search! where do u think
i should hide?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the
hell happened to you?
man love woman is usual but monkey can read sms is amazing
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SMS smileys
:-o Oh
#:-o Oh no!
<:-0 Eeek!
:@ Ouch!
::=)) Seeing double
#-) Partied all night
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SMS shortcuts
BK - big kiss
BTW - by the way
LMK - let me know
PCM - please call me
SWAK - sealed with a kiss
tt - twitter this
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